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It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
The act of smearing cream cheese around any hole on your or anyone’s body
Apparently Eric likes bageling
The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.
Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.
When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)
Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"
The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.