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1:PN: the great warrior who defended the tortillas from the communist in 1989. Also known for his gift of pants to the eskimos in 1972.
2:N: A man who defends starch products from left wing nut jobs. Must love pants.
Captain Pants is my hero.
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To invert one's hands over the eyes to form a mock mask. Done while fucking a woman doggy style. An exclusive club you join in using this maneuuver. The move was originally created by Rat Boy.
Bro I pulled off the captain america last night, it was breath-taking
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When wearing a pair of underwear for a second or more times, alternative to commando. Captain Planet referring to the old television show of a super hero whose super power was recycling. The underwear may or may not be inside out.
It has been a while since I've done laundry, I'll have to go captain planet.
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having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it
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A guy who goes around giving anyone in his way a flying teabag, like from the movie Master of the Flying Guillotine.
Man, Did you see Woodrow give that guy a flying teabag?
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To gratify oneself sexually.
Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.
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