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Chavs who own plasma tvs.
chav chavs tv
"Oi, Daryl's got a new plasma telly."
"Oh what a plasma chav" *face palm*
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Someone who gets angry at everything all the time and won't admit it.
Donny: OMG LOOK AT JOHN HE'S SO ANGGGRYY
John: No I'm not I'm not angry god dammit! Stop it or I'm going to tell on you!
Donny: ANGRY CHAVS!
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A Sun tan sported by chavs. Usually involves bright red sun burn, with contrasting white markings. Like a pink and white zebra.
"I got caught out in the sun today wearing this t-shirt and am now sporting a chav tan"
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A drink made up of half beer on tap and half Smirnoff Ice. If you want a drink that will knock you on your ass, this is it! Drank only by the finest of chavs and white trash.
(A regular shandy is half beer half sprite/7UP... like a beer spritzer.)
If I buy this bitch chav shandys, I will for sure be able to take her home with me.
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The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
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1)To be chavved up is to be robbed
2)Talked to for an excessive amount of time by a chav.
1) Bare tite, ive just been chavved up by a group of blingers
2) This girl wouldnt stop chavving me up today, so i told her to belly up.
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Someone who in the day appears to be normal everyday people, not chavs, no nike cap, or air max trackies! but after dark,then suddenly transform into a loud mouth shouting chav with big fluffy hooded coats for boys with timberland boots with jeans tucked into the front, and for the girls, they suddenly pile on a tonne of foundation and loads of black eye make up, a bling necklace that is very shiny and tacky! and they wear clothes about 10 sizes to small!!!!!
just go into town on after dark and your find some!
so next time you see one give them some of their own medicine and shout ' MOON CHAV '!!!!!
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