Big Mac

crazy queer in need of sexual attention mostly by fat chicks.

fat kid with rolls as a fourth year freshman in highschool, that steals your lunch rolls.

that fat guy is such a big mac

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Crack mac

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys

"Doin' lines off the crack mac."

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Mac mentality

The mentality someone gains after purchasing an Apple product that everyone who doesnt use said products are troglodytes and therefore subhuman. PC's, Blackberrys and Android are mere sticks and stones compared to your angelic devices.

Dale: Hey there's Angie! Want me to pick her up?

Tucker: Nah, let's just go to the mall.

Dale: I thought you two were friends? Something happen?

Tucker: She developed the Mac mentality after her parents got her her iPhone and Macbook. She doesnt even acknowledge me anymore since all I have is this Android phone.

Dale: Harsh...

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big mac

When you lick big mac sauce off a dudes dick

I gave this guy a big mac the other night. It was awesome.

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MCT Mac

Any dude from the Hill Country of Texas that is extremely good with women and gettin' that cheddar.

Yo, ya know that cat Griff? Dude, hes a MCT Mac

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Mac 118

The once room Macaffrey 118, a location of many antics and shinanigans.

Yea, I remember drinking last night, and the next thing I remeber is waking up in Mac 118 in a kiddie pool filled with mini marshmallows and stripped naked except for a shiny green bow tie around my ankle.

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You Mac

You Mac is when your ice fishing and you hook a fish you fight it and it comes up to the hole and you go to grab the fish and it gets loose. Basically it's saying "Fuck you mac i'm going back down the hole"

Jack "Oh yeah i just hooked a nice laker!"
Meoff "Nice bro land that sucker"
Jack "I can see it, OOOOOOHHH!"
Jack "It's in the hole, get the gaff"
Fish "FUCK YOU MAC!"
Jack "God damn you mac"

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