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response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
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When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.
Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.
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A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.
Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!
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Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
San Francisco is a city of approximately 7 x 7 square miles, bounded to the East and North by the San Francisco bay, to the West by the Pacific Ocean, and to the South by the Peninsula.
It is considered by many to be a beautiful city filled with the charm of foggy hilly streets, old Victorian homes, a thriving modern downtown and an eclectic mix of people living in approximately 27 distinct neighborhoods, including a decade old Chinese community.
San Francisco is 7 x 7 square miles, and is often referred to by it's inhabitants as "49 square miles surrounded by reality"
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Miles morales day is where you post stuff about the wonderful superhero known as Spider-Man (aka miles morales)
Person: are you gonna post miles morales today???
Other person: OFCCCC
Miles morales day June 23
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ultra-exclusive club for espresso mocha fiends wherein their beautifully benevelont barista's give them a discounted price on there usual drink in order to be rewarded with a generous tip.
or hot hot sex.
is that a tip for now or a tip for later?
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