ugly mother

Ugly mother is a term used to slag off your mum that’s a tart.

Awrite mate god dam you have one ugly mother.

gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

mother gay

A motherly gay male

Charlie is such a mother, he's basically mother gay!

mother trista

bears mommy

person 1: wow is that trista?
bear: yes its my mother trista

Mother’s Teet

3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible

Last weekend we got together and did Mother’s Teet in the backyard

ur'e mother

your mother but ur'e

person 1: your mother
person 2: ur'e
or

person 1: ez bro youre bad
person 2:ur'e mother

Mother Fooker

Mother Fucker...but Irish

Some random Irish guy:That fecker is annoying as hell what a Mother Fooker
Callmekevin: Hope you're not talking about me