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suck your mum

suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.

Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde

PROCEED INTO A FIGHT

by k7.stackz April 28, 2020

15πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


English Mum

The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.

While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.

by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Ur mum geh

A backup plan to an insult you forget.

Ex: β€œhey punk!” (Oh shid what’s that one insult?!) β€œ h..hey punk... uh.. Ur mum geh!”

Kid in response: β€œOh what an iNsUlT! Come talk to me when you can think of something creative you poorly packaged bag of horse shet!”

by Horse shit consumer March 22, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dick on your Mum

It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!

"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"

"No"

"Oh Dick on your Mum"

"What did you say?"

"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"

"You shouldn't say that!!"

"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!

by YaNansPumsDead March 29, 2013

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


colin rich's mum

a hooker that is cheap, easy and highly accessible

"I'm out to get laid, let's hope I find colin's mum"

by Men June 18, 2003

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


YA mum gay

A very original insult

Man1: ya mum gay
Man2: which one

by nessa is papa November 21, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ur mum gae

Ur mum gae as fuck

Person 1: Ur mum gae
person 2:no you

Person 1: Uno reverse card

by WUMBOLOGY, THE STUDY OF WUMBO March 29, 2019

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