suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.
Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde
PROCEED INTO A FIGHT
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The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.
While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.
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A backup plan to an insult you forget.
Ex: βhey punk!β (Oh shid whatβs that one insult?!) β h..hey punk... uh.. Ur mum geh!β
Kid in response: βOh what an iNsUlT! Come talk to me when you can think of something creative you poorly packaged bag of horse shet!β
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It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!
"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"
"No"
"Oh Dick on your Mum"
"What did you say?"
"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"
"You shouldn't say that!!"
"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!
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a hooker that is cheap, easy and highly accessible
"I'm out to get laid, let's hope I find colin's mum"
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Ur mum gae as fuck
Person 1: Ur mum gae
person 2:no you
Person 1: Uno reverse card
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