Christina C

Christina is a girl who is often called blonde and generally has funny moments. She is made fun of by many people, but they all know that they secretly admire and like her.
She has a tendancy to talk a lot, and laugh uncontrollably, sometimes at random.

Christina C is one cool girl.

dude, did you hear Christina C in sewing class? She thought that the needle was a lollipop.

She Christina is one funny chick.

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C B A

C B A stands for cant be arsed.

for example
"u wana come down the shops??"
"nah C B A"

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c-shot

Simply put, a sexy explosion.

Wipe that fresh c-shot from your face.

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C-Smoker

This word derives from the word “cock smoker” which is used to describe a man who likes to give oral sex to another man. Ultimately this word can be used to describe a person who is acting like a bitch. This word is great because it can be used around the whole family since no one can tell what the C stands for.

Jake: “Hey Vlade are you coming out with us tonight?”
Vlade: “No, I think I am just going to hang out with my girlfriend and watch the Little Mermaid.”
Jake: “you’re such a C-smoker!”

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The c shift

In the fire department culture, work is usually divided into 3 shifts, or platoons; A, B, & C shift. The C shift is the spawn of the A & B shift, when fire departments became busier with higher call volume. It was necessary, to have an extra shift, in order to get the other shifts longer group days off for rest & recovery. It was also necessary to get the stupidest, dumbest bunch of village fucking idiots into one group, so as to only let the public be in danger by their incompetence only 10 days out of the month instead of 15, or only 1/3 of the year, instead of 1/2 of the year. fuck sticksass clownsbutt fucking idiotsboner biting butt fuckersdonkey punching dick lickersshit eating fart knockers

A shifter: "Good morning C shifter, what happened to the rig & why do we have a reserve engine?"

C shifter: "Well, we were coming down the hill from a call & the brakes started smoking. When we came to a stop, I engaged the spring brakes. They never released. Oh, I guess you're suppose to down shift to a lower gear, too, when you're descending a hill. You ever heard of that before?"

A shifter: "What? Fuck me."

C shifter: "Oh, we were super busy, too, so we didn't wash the rig & you need to get fuel."

A shifter: "Dude, there's a fuel tank at the side of the station......was it that difficult to pull in after the last call & get fuel."

C shifter: "I was hungry & I wanted to eat. I didn't want the truckers to get the last of the pancakes."

A shifter: "You're such a fuck ass. Fuck, I hate the c shift."

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C-slur

bro idfk can someone tell me

heheheheh C-slur

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ybh c

Charlie Sheen keeps posting this nonsense on his twitter, but I have no idea what it means. I figured submitting it to urbandictionary would help stimulate research and analysis. Is it a drug reference? It's probably a drug reference.

ybh c

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