The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.
The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!
"you were supposed to be a side affect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination"
"You are a pipe dream"
the act of fucking a woman with your “pipe” (dick)
OH BOY I WISH I COULD PIPE-HER
It’s my girlfriend’s name (love you piper)
an attractive male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)
That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!
noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.
I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.
hey Jeremy, I never told you this but you’re fuckin hot and i want you to slide to pipe tonight.