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Orchestra pit is rhyming slang for s**t
OOO He's really in the orchestra pit now!!
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When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.
"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"
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When a woman has little balls of white deodorant in her armpit that look like grated Parmesan
I loved carolines dress, but I couldn't stop staring at her Parmesan pits
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A womans armpit which has been left to grow out, creating a net of hair that collects lint, sweat, odour and other foreign objects to lessen her feminine beauty.
Max: Whoa, check that girl, shes mint as they come!!
Joe: No way, I saw her stretching...she has pit-nets
Max: I feel that my eyes have been decieved...then violated, Like I checked out a man.....
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When a person is stuck in a situation that appears to be so perfect or accomplished. Though in reality it is hell for the person to be in. They are miserable in that situation, but they have no way of escape because on paper and to others it seem to be the ultimate status to reach.
Many famous people are stuck in an angel-pit.
I didn't know how to get out of my angel-pit because everyone was so envious of my beautiful family.
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The area between the base of the wiener and the top of the nut sac
My weiner pit needs to be cleaned
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A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.
In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.
Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.
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