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The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.
This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.
In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:
Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"
Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?
Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.
Tessa: WTF?
Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.
Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.
Tessa: WTF!?
Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!
Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.
Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?
Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!
Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.
*and so on*
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a.Something that is so amazing that Jack Bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.In reference The higest of the three status's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains status.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that of Jack Bauer
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour
hey I haven't slept......BAEUER STATUS!!!
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A person with in a group who is not equal to the rest of the group as he/she separates themselves when the bill or check comes to the tables. He/She pays exactly what what was ordered instead of realizing they were part of an outing (birthday dinner or celebration) and should at least pay a fraction more then what they ordered since you are here for a celebration for another individual. They consider themselves friends but when it comes to paying for others they are alone as they don't buy drinks or rounds of drinks for the rest of the group (pending in the outing of course). They have a separate tap from the rest of the group. Always the first one to look at the tap (bill, check) to separate the math on what they ordered. Exclude other individuals when pertaining to an outing.
Damn, look a Marisa! I can't believe we invited her and shes not willing to put in extra money for Ron's birthday dinner? Why should he (Ron) pay if we are here celebrating his birthday? She is definitely associate status from this point forward. Oh my God, is she really taking out coins as well?
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A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo
so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.
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Mr.T and Chuck Norris put together times 45trillion rambos. Forreal thats how awesome it is
HOLY SHIT! look john, its zach, president of Rogue Status! says branus
WHOAH says john
"branus's head explodes"
*boom!*
Whoah is right bitch, says Zach, then john turns into a talking cactus. or inother words, shaqtus
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The state you are in after taking but a single sip of Glacéau vitaminwater
Balla status engage..
BALLA STATUS ATTAINED.
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representative of both the god and goddess
worshiped by wiccans and satanists
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