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When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.
Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?
Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,
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When the winter is finally over and it is just starting to get warm, you wear your short sleeve polo shirts to work rather than a long sleeve. This particularly applies to musclehead italians from the tri-state area who have been dying to show off their bi's and tri's all winter.
-"hey Paul, nice shirt-short sleeves already??"
-"yep. sun's out guns out"
-"but Paul, it's mid April?"
-what do you mean???
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Doing the Park City Sun Dance or "the dance" is simply the dance the locals do around the Park City Utah Sundance Film Festival. In 2015 it will be held Jan. 22-Feb. 1st. Locals steer clear of Main St. and downtown Park City, unless they want to people watch or join in the fun of fighting to get a seat at a top restaurant in town, look for celebrities on opening weekend, or watch a few independent films.
One local talking to another local in Park City, Utah before The Fest. Ready for the ole Park City Sun Dance this year? I need to get a parking pass for Silver Mountain gym for Sundance or my car might be towed. Are you going to do the Dance on Main St.? Might see some out of towners in fur, or people out trying to spot a celebrity, but for sure you'll see the "people in black," who are in the industry. If I wear all black they'll assume I'm just one of them if I borrow your credentials to go to a few concerts at Sundance. If you walk up Main St., don't look too dressed up or hot, or someone will think you might be famous and try to take your picture with their smartphone.
Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents, often abbreviated as SS&P is a british reality series following groups of 18-20years old on their first girls/lads holiday in Greece or Spain. The teens think they are away from their parents but their parents are following and watching them throughout their holiday, revealing themselves on the last day.
The show is not staged though on the second and even more on the third series all the participants were suspecting what it was about.
How can all the parents on Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents end up saying how proud they are of their kids?
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the act of showing your guns when in the presence of a day with heavy sun
(man walks in with muscle shirt on)
"Suns Out, Guns Out!"
"Hell Yeah!"
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A condition that occurs around the first sunny week of spring in seattle after 5-6 months of darkness and rain. This syndrome forces a person to be burdened with guilt and shame if they do not spend every waking hour outside when the sun is also out and the weather is “nice.” The condition may last through summer, but is typically most intense during late spring.
I think I have Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome (SSGS); I tried to watch a TV episode tonight, but the sun was still out and I felt horrible, so instead I just laid on my couch staring at a blank TV paralyzed by the shame I have developed from this horrible syndrome, i should be hiking but instead I am a failure to the Pacific Northwest.