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Disease in which a male will do anything to get a lick.
Wow you quit drinking for her? Pussy-Whipped piece of shit!!!
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When you move beyond the have a cow stage, and you actually find some chick (or guy) who will suck you off. You spray some aerosol whip cream on your rock hard cock to give your cocksucker some pleasure while she (or he) pleasures you. That spray whipped cream cums in lots of flavors now!
Miss N. Cox said she would suck me off (but I had to pay her). She said she would only do it if I covered my cock with Strawberry Whipped Cream every couple of minutes. What a dream whip! Not ALL of the cream came out of a can!!! She swallowed every ounce of my cum without hesitation.
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Pussy Whipped.... Well It Is When A Man Listens To A Women and Does What They Say.
Now A Days That Is Very Rare And Most Men R To Lazy to do Anything Unless U Offer Them Sex.
Pussy Whipped
Women: Hunni Could U Get Me A Drink
Man: I Cant Be Arsed You Can Get It and Do Me One to
Women: Plz i'll Give U Sex Tonite
Man: I'll Get It *Runs to Kitchen*
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Several rows of chainmail connected to a handle. Each chain has a row of nine inch nails connected to it used to inflict pain.
" My regulars really enjoy the Q-whip ," said Shannyn, the Dominatrix.
"Bend over Bitch," said the Dominatrix to her client as she repeditively beat her with a Q-whip.
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1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.
2. Using your dick as a whip.
Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.
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Similar to the creampie, (when you fuck a girls pussy and some cum leaks back out (very entertaining)) a whipped creampie is when you shoot whipped cream up a girls vagina and eat it when it comes back out. This can be done by licking the girls pussy or fingering the girl and then sucking it off your fingers. While the whipped cream is in the bitches pussy, you can fuck her and then if you cum, you can tell her that it is melted whipped cream if she gets freaked out. Then if you have whipped cream on your dick then it's all the more reason to get a killer blowjob.
1: dude, last night I gave Annika a whipped creampie.
2: Dude! Tell me more!
1: she orgasmed while I was licking it out.
2: did you fuck her while it was in?
1: Duh!!! What else would I have done?!?!
2: And... Did she give you a blowjob?
1: yes! It was the best fucking sex ever!
2: I can imagine!
The next day:
2: Honey! Why do we have no whipped cream left?
2's wife (Annika): I had fun last night and ate it all.
2: Damn I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
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to hit instead of shoot some one wit a gun
i wanted to shoot tha muttafucka but i pistol whipped him instead
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