fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome)

The term used to describe the condition, whereby one experiences the sensation of falling suddenly, akin to falling back on a chair, as a result of nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly.

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) You know what I'm talking about.

view from the burger chair

when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.

one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.

midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

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Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

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alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

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you gonna eat that chair

stereotypical fat people talk

You gonna eat that chair?