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1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
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The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.
Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.
A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.
"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."
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A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.
That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.
Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked
Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.
A donkey naai is when you use your buddy's cigarette to light your cigarette
I don't have a lighter with me , pass your smoke do I can donkey naai