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Four commandments in a relationship
A sexual act in which the man in a doggy style position kicks the woman as hard as he can in the behind, causing her to do a complete front flip. Please note that it is only considered an "atomic four-wheeler" when the woman does a complete frontal flip.
My girlfriend and I were having sex, and I gave her an atomic four-wheeler. She almost killed me later.
An example of using of the pecker system, which is an approximate measurement system used for fires based on the number of adult males who would need to urinate on the fire in order to extinguish it.
Break out the marshmallows, we got a four-pecker fire going here!
Fingering a woman
Orc this version leaves no finger behind
It is like normal fingering but you inser you index middle pinky and ring into pussy(preferably wet and tight)and spread. While this happened the thing is in the butt and wiggling. To get her to moan try to touch your finger in the vigina with your thumb in the butt.
Josh four finger tangoed me
Omg how did it go
I orgasmed but then we had sex and I think I am pregnant
A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out
Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.
Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!
Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.
On St. Patrick's Day four guys cover their erections in green frosting and place them on a fifth party's face, the "Four Leaf Blowver" is the process in which the fifth party member sucks the frosting off each erection. When all the frosting is sucked off of the erections the "Four Leaf Blowver" is complete.
Person A: Who do you think performed a better Four Leaf Blowver last St. Patrick's Day, Dave or Stephanie?
Person B: I hate to say it but I think it was Dave who performed the better Four Leaf Blowver!
This year's Four Leaf Blowver was amazing! Our cocks were green, our semen was white, and Carrie's hair was orange; her head looked like the Irish Flag.
Something you have 57 more shells in
I got 57 more godamn rounds in this four round magazine