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lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

by spf004 September 8, 2018


meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 10, 2006


Lady meat

Slang for a woman's vagina

He licked my lady meat to get me ready for sex.

by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017


Meat-Plug

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018


meat slip

When a guys dick slips out of the hole in his boxers, most often when not wearing pants

Dave had a meat slip walking by me the other day, I saw all 3 inches

by jjjorger May 14, 2014


Head Meat

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

by SomeUrbanLinguist January 12, 2019


Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020