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The one-eyed monster that came after me Friday night...
Colby's penis tried to make "friends" with my...(you know)
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For some people it as known as a baby corn. This is usually a result of an unusually high ammount of drug use, and or smoking.
Wanna suck on my big one? *Secretly knows it is only two inches*
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An object of sexual purpose/pleasure that requires attachment to a complex living organism to support it's survival and operation/function. There is no correlation between the size of the organism's penis and it's ability to rationalise, or calculate in complex thought processes. Humans are the prime example of this fact. Larger penises are generally highly regarded, by humans, and the organism supporting an example of such, generally finds a high degree of acceptance in society.
Curiously the phrase : "he is such a dick/prick/dick-head/penis-face has no correlation to the size of the organism's penis.
Example : "James is the life support system for his penis."
This would indicate to the person/s being addressed that James has a large penis. James neither has to be highly advanced (mentally/physically) to support his penis. It is often found that large penises are attached to phyically and mentally deficient human males. In cases where the large penis is attached to a physically developed male, the chances of high sexual activity are greatly increased.
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what your mom was sucking last night.
your mom: holy fuck, thats a penis!
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An elongated part of the male body. During the renaissance, people used to use the term "pen" to indicate the male reproductive organ (usually followed by the verb "to be" (ex. "thy pen is big milord"). Shakespeare used it figuratively as in the famous soliloquy by Hamlet who asks his penis: "to be or not to be?" The use of the pen as a metaphor is ascribed to its long shape as well as the ink which approximates sperm.
Freud also used it philosophically: Oedipus penis was too little thus he killed his father. Electra didn't have a penis (i.e. penis envy) thus she killed her mother. He also suggested that some writers have a pen but they don't have a penis.
In modern times the "pen" has been replaced by other objects.
- Sometimes, a penis is just a penis (Freud)
- My master's penis is nothing like his pen (ascribed to Shakespeare)
- Who's penis is it anyway (a famous game)
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i hope i can get that purple-headed-yogurt-slinger in bed tonight
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One tightly packed blunt
one that can almost not fit into ones mouth
I have the biggest craving for a penis.
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