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When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.
Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.
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phone in bonin' -- phone sex; phoning in boning (sex)
I don't cheat with road dirt; I get out my cell and I am phone in bonin'.
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Noun that describes one's lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.
Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"
Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
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A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.
An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
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Used by drug dealers.
Burner Phone user, "Can u get me a pack?"
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a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.
yea you heard me old people, quit bitching about your daughters cell phone and get a life...
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When two guys are talking on the phone more then 5 minutes
Man its been nice phone-fagging but ive got to let you go.
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