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To go down on a woman who has her period while in a hot tub.
"I knew she was on the rag, but I went down on her in my parents' hot tub anyway--it was a total shark tank in there."
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When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.
Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)
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When you getting that good brain, and she stick her thumb and index finger in ya booty hole and twists that shit.
Warning: extreme pleasure
John: Ay breh, why you walking funny?
Me: My booty hole hurts
John: Why breh?
Me: My girl fucking baby shark'd ass last night
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Holy shit why does this exist don’t look
chad 1: man tf is a goblin shark
chad 1: no
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Because of the fact that the anatomy of a shark brain is similar to that of a human vagina, "Shark Brain" means vagina
Joe: What are you doing tonight?
Francis: Kelsy is coming over tonight and I can't wait to see her shark brain!
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A person that preys upon the weak by offering sex in order to be in a position of power. (a derivitive of sextortion)
Suzie slept with Billy then told Billy she was gonna tell his wife of his infidelities if he didn't pay her Mastercard bills. Suzie a real sex shark.
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