Sheep shagger

The definition of the saying sheep shagger originated from north wales,

It is also widely known as Brandon or Brenda the sheep shagger.
The saying comes from a young boy from the north of wales who one day found out his mum was stuck in a washing machine decided to venture out, but went down a different path, on that path he came across a sheep and decided to fuck it resulting in the saying sheep shagger

Hi I’m Brandon and I like shagging sheep

Brenda the sheep shagger was in the fields today did you see him

Hide your sheep! Sheep shagger awareness

Sheep shagger

A person (normally a farmer) is someone who tends to sheep’s coats and shaves them for wool. It comes from the term shag which refers to the sheep’s wool that hasn’t been shaved off.

Val is a real sheep shagger

Shearing The Sheep

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

sheep biting

Your mom

That sheep biting bitch, dude that’s your mom.

weak as sheep’s piss

Something very weak.

That song is weak as sheep’s piss

Tickling the Sheep

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.

Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.

im sheep cuz

I'm chillin/ I'm cool / I'm ight

Home dawg : how you doin'
Me : im sheep cuz