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A form on communication in jail.
My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.
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The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.
Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.
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An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.
Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...
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Missing, Not able to be found;
Also used to describe Toilet Paper
Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.
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Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet
Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's
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A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.
This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"
Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
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When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
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