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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017


Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.

Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her

by Pee-air-oh December 28, 2023


Pussy Weasel

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.

My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol

by cartuneist April 1, 2022


Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

by Duckdog39 October 19, 2019


Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel

“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel

by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021


Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.

Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?

by RoboWeasel June 4, 2021


foxy weasel

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.

A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"

matt: hey check that skeletal bird out!
spencer: i'd rattle her bones... foxy weasel!

by spacemunkey May 6, 2008