Tax less and spend more

(Political) a.k.a. "Trickle away": the Bush-era economic policy.

Advocated by people who can not add up simple one digit integers greater than five without taking their socks off, and pure fiscal hypocrisy from those who slam "tax and spend liberals".

Guy1: "Didn't Reagan do something like this: the trickle-down thing?"
Guy2: "Yeah, but Bush's trickle-away theory took the liberals' tax-and-spend philosophy and turned it into tax less and spend more. Wanna buy a pencil? Or some matches?"

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self-inflicted tax cuts

what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.

Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.

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death n taxes

The Justice Squad of the washed up, unsuccessful, rock world.

Man, that band was so Death n Taxes. They just sucked.
Ugh, dude, they just kept playing that same old boring quasi-metal shit. It was so Death n Taxes.

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yoshi commits tax fraud

Yoshi is a dirty bastard who doesn't pay his taxes untill he grows some balls and pay his taxes this drity bastard will not appear in any games soon

Yoshi commits tax fraud . Dirty bastard.

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IRS Can't Tax Money

money you get illegally. from anything from drugs, to gangs, to whatever.

We're talking that bad money, That IRS Can't Tax Money, ya dig me.

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New Hampshire Sales Tax

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."

After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.

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above my tax bracket

A high maintenance girl who would require an income level greater than yours to support her lavish lifestyle. They are usually found at clubs with high cover charges and surrounded by fifty guys who all pay for her.

Two guys catch a hot girl decked out in designer clothing, Gucci glasses, Manolo stilletos, and more jewelry than small African nations posses. One says to the other "Check out that one over there," and the other notices the money leaving his pockets and says "no way man, she is way above my tax bracket"

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