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"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 4, 2019

241๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


say you are my baka

SAY ๐Ÿ˜ฑ YOU ๐Ÿ˜ ARE ๐Ÿ‘น MY ๐Ÿฅต BAKA ๐Ÿฝ

Boy: Say You are my Baka๐Ÿฝ
Girl: IM YOUR BAKA๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

by Michael11Wilb March 19, 2021

291๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob told me to say it

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

by nigerius September 17, 2006

82๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


when a girl says bye

this means "don't fuckin leave you asshole, I love you. Stay here and love me back"

"Bye"
"Okay bye"

"No when a girl says bye its different, man"

by desper September 25, 2015

86๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


I say thee nay!

Popular denial statement of Thor, often occurs in the Marvel comic book character THOR, as the protagonist's cry for non-acceptance of certain cases, situations and offers.

Similar to This.Is.Sparta!

LOKI, I say thee nay! Thou shalt ne'er wed the fair SIF...
...though the Legions of Asgard be hurled against me.

by Valthor April 18, 2011

47๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


you say we pay

A game played on Channel 4's weekday afternoon show 'Richard and Judy.' Pictures are shown on a screen and the person that has phoned into the show has to describe the picture behind Richard and Judy, and then it is guessed by Richard and Judy. One thousand pounds is given out for each correct answer in the 60 second time limit. Usually, the caller is totally useless at the game and is a complete prick.

This is a typical You Say We Pay game.
Caller trying to describe a carrot: Errrmmm, you grow them and you eat them...
Richard:...Children?
Judy:...Oh well done you've won seven thousand pounds!
Richard: What will you do with the money?
Caller: I think I shall be wasting it on more useless items, instead of paying off my debts.

by Spally September 1, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


say you are my baka

*constipated peppa pig noises*

me: say you are my baka
*CONSTIPATED PEPPA PIG NOISES INTENSIFIES*

by virg0xyz March 26, 2021

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