A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.
John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.
David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
There's me thinking is a idiomatic phrase that for some reason wasn't here on urban dictionary before, and for some equally unknown reason isn't present on any other online dictionary as well. But i'm here to bring this problem to an end.
This is something of a set phrase comes out of one's mouth whenever one thinks that someone was true but is proven wrong by something he just saw/heard/learned.
Exemples:
1:- Friend one, a bodybuilder wannabe, is caught having MacDonalds.
friend two: Whoa, wtf? And there's me thinking you were on a diet, huh?
2: -A non-binary leftist is caught eating meat.
Friend of him: lol, and there's me thinking all leftists were vegetarian.
3: If you see someone getting famous using an idea you thought you were the only one that had thought of, you can say: There's me thinking i was original. lol
1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"
"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
When you let your vehicle sit after working on it and come back at a later time. This should give it enough time to fix itself or give you the tools to fix it.
Jeff: I was working on the risky ranger and it ran out of gas.
Joe: If you let it sit and think for a while it’ll run again soon enough.
It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)
When one thinks and talks about someone/something so much, that they need to blow them/it out of their head. A bad idea being obsessed about out-loud. Generally causes irritation to others to have to listen to, repeatedly.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
No! I don't want to do that at all!
Hym "Nonono... 'Stop thinking' is probably the only thing I don't want to do. YOU probably would like me to stop... But I'll never stop! Especially after I get the robo-body. But no... And negativity is good. So, yeah... No."