Random
Source Code
Random
When you put money in a stripper's underwear.
That stripper just humped your leg, if you don't start camel tipping her, she won't come back over here.
8👍 8👎
When snow/rain soaks the bottom of your pants and starts rising up your leg soaking in the water.
I wear shorts in the winter because my pants are always q-tipping.
5👍 4👎
When a girl takes your dick out of your pants and not all of it is out of your pants/boxers and the girl thinks that's it meanwhile, it's only the tip or half of it.
Emily- Oh my god I jacked this guy off the other day and his dick was so small I didn't even let him take his pants all the way off because I wasn't interested.
Sebrina- Are you sure it just wasn't the tip of the Iceberg?
Emily- What?
Sebrina- since you didn't let him take his pants off all the way maybe they hid half his dick so you couldn't see it...therefore it being the tip of the Iceberg
15👍 20👎
A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.
I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.
The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.
Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.
Snatch (2000)
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: sarcastically, as he pulls the caravan door off trying to open it Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.
The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.