A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise
me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool
The feeling only Marc Tan Wen Kiang gets to feel when he has to do anything beside breathe.
"Sumomo : Have you met Marc recently? , Meowlennial : He said he is tired and doesnt have time."
"Day starts , Marc Tan when he opens his eyes : " Im tired" "
The past tense, of having tires put on your vehicle....
Person 1: "Hey, what did you do today?..."
Person 2: "Nothing Much, i just went and got my car tired today, and now she ready to go......"