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A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.
Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now
Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris
Karen: oh...
To slap someone's electronic device onto the floor.
"Man, you just Chris mccoyed that guy!"
Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.
Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.
an old gay sexual devient with a british accent that preys on youngs boys. he lurks in a half price store waiting for boys all day, he beats rodents with a golf club and has a picture of himself in a soldier uniform on his wall
nicky went to buy bikini underwear from halfprice chris, he came back crying to
Kid who likes to play xbox, ride quads, or when he is broke suck dick for money
Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)
Really cool frontman of Twisty Chris and the Puddin’ Packs. Everybody wants to be him.
Dude I went to get a burger and ran into Twisty Chris and was so jealous of his epic dancing shoes
To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
If Jason dosen't have my money, today, he's going get Chris slapped!
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