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A form on communication in jail.
My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.
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The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.
Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.
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some goofy ass youtube series of toilets w/ fucking heads popping out of the toilet hole fighting w/ some sorta cameramen made by dafuq?boom
kids that are gen alpha have a high chance of being a fucking dumbass and say that it has lore when it doesnt 😭
infected kid w/ skibidi toilet syndrome: skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabidi dip dip
normal person: shut the fuck up
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potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!
i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!
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Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet
Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's
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A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.
This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"
Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
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When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
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