When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.
Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
An ugly guy's happy trail.
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!
When you or another individual gives or receives an indian burn to your or someone elses penis until they ejaculate.
"Dude she totally sent me on the trail of tears last night!"
The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair
Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!
The act when a woman is turned on and slides her vagina across a person's exposed skin leaving a wet trail of her body fluids across their body.
"My boyfriend mushroom stamped me so I slug trailed his a$$!"
Slug trails are generally left by sloppy, messy, smelly vaginas. A slug trail is the slime, wetness and or discharge left on a surface, hand, or bed by an unhygienic woman's genitals.
When a woman is in a shirt skirt with no panties is sitting somewhere..and rises leaving a wet, stinky trail of slime which was secreted from her "hot pocket "
"I had Janet at my house last night...we were sittin on my bed and when she got up to leave there was a HUGE slug trail all over it!"
" ewww that girl smells like she'd leave a slug trail"