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The Ultimate Takedown, is an wrestling move, usually used as a last resort . It involves standing on a piece of furniture
shouting that you will do the ultimate takedown, before jumping on the intended target from the piece of furniture, usually resulting in a comedic situation.
That idiot just tried The Ultimate Takedown on me!
Said of one who looks/is stupid or feels dumb.
i don't think i would ever meet someone who take the place of boo boo the ultimate fool like @blazedflatline
MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had faced many challenges together, but they always found a way to overcome them with their unique abilities. However, they knew that they might encounter situations where their regular skills would not be enough. That's why they decided to develop their ultimate abilities, which they could use only in dire situations.
Malte had always been skilled in origami, but he took his abilities to the next level by mastering the art of paper-folding. He could create almost anything with just a piece of paper, and his creations were not only beautiful but also had practical uses. He could make tools, weapons, and even vehicles, all from origami.
Vilmer was an artist at heart, and he honed his skills to create his ultimate ability. He could paint anything, and his paintings had a unique property. Whatever he painted became real, at least temporarily. He could paint a bridge over a chasm, a boat on a shore, or even a monster to fight. His artistic abilities were now a formidable weapon in their arsenal.
Johan had been studying the ancient ways of magic for years, and he finally unlocked his ultimate ability. He could tap into the energy of the earth itself and manipulate it to his will. He could create earthquakes, summon lightning bolts, and even cause volcanoes to erupt. His control over the elements was now unmatched.
The trio knew that they had to use their ultimate abilities sparingly, as they came with a cost. Malte's origami creations drained his energy, Vilmer's paintings required a lot of concentration, and Johan's manipulation of the elements put a strain on his body. But they also knew that they had an ace up their sleeve when they faced impossible odds.
(The ultimate abilities, huh thats crazy!)
Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
“BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”
Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”
Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”
Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*