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The place to go to learn how to mizz spell just about everything.
yuo cin larn to spill reall gud at urbin dickshunary!
Doood, kewl! Ima go to urban dictionary nao!
Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.
"I'm 32 why am I in high school?" "Lol Urban Academy"
A website that uses urbandictionary.com to help you sound cooler than you really are, by letting you find better words than the lame ones you already knew. it's here - www.urbanthesaur.us
ever since you found out about the urban thesaurus at www.urbanthesaur.us - people look at you different. you got a promotion at work, men and women want you or want to be you.
nobody understands how one person can sound SO COOL.
a word that you use that is in the urban dictionary
google stalk, its urban dictionfied,, just look it up in the urban dictionary
Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang
Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute
A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando
I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids
A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.
An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"
Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"