1)Mike:Hey bob lets go burn some wagons i need a soda..
bob: alright lets go
2) wife: hey honey im bored
husband: alright babe lets go burn some wagons..
The Sunday before college starts where parents drive their station wagons up to the college to help their kids move in and prepare for college life. Station wagons are the only car they can fit all their kid's stuff in.
Billy: Do there seem to be an exponentially high amount of station wagons parked around campus today?
John: Yeah man, where have you been? School starts tomorrow... it's station-wagon Sunday.
The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.
To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.
When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.
All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.
Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”
Awesome SUV from the 80s, and it's featured in about every road trip in every movie. Oh, and it has wood on the sides. Seats about the same as the couch in your living room.
Dude I love the Jeep Grand Wagoneer, it looks so cool!
A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.
"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"
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Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.
He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.
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An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
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