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When a man is being made a cuckold. The new "mowing your lawn". When one man is trying to get with another man's wife/girlfriend.
Colin: Have you seen Harry?
James: Yes. He is over there in the corner with your wife trying to 'wash your rug.'
A round about way of referring to masturbation
Dude 1: I just got home from work.
Dude 2: Better power wash the Lamborghini before you go to bed.
It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.
Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.
When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.
Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.
When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"
A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.
Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.
is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..
dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"