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the might-as-well shave

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.

jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

by chavalita January 24, 2008

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Comma well done

A type of error written with no respect to the rules of dedicated report writing.

Scott tried hard all year and should be commended for his efforts comma well done

by Speegal December 8, 2016

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Job Well Done

Throwing somebody down a well; thus causing their feet to kick themselves in the head due to their dislocated their femurs from trying to stop their fall.

I'm going to give you a job well done if you dont tell me who you'd rather have sex with...if you had to. Then maybe you'd get a spinal tap

by Slut December 6, 2004

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Well Done Steak

The Best Steak Variety if you hate well done you probably like nivarna and say cm punk will return at every wwe ppv

Guy 1 β€œwell done steak is delicious”
Guy 2 β€œI prefer medium rare but well done is ok”
Guy 3 Eww well done steak go to hell dickhead
Guy 1 and guy 2 β€œgo to hell Dave”

by Thatonekidwhohatesfurries February 20, 2021

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Andrew so well

Andrew so well is an American professional wrestler who is the dumbest of all dumb dumb dumbs. Know mostly for his so well learned segments that are written in crayons and most words are misspelled. Where he tries to enlighten the " fascist sheeple". He's also the secret lover of known political leader Bernie sanders. Their love is so strong that despite his busy schedule and old age Bernie can be seen at all Devotion championship wrestling shows supporting his schmoochiekins.

Andrew so well called me a sheeple

by Dcw fan October 31, 2022

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Andrew so well

Andrew so well is an American professional wrestler who is the dumbest of all dumb dumbs. Known best for his So well learned segments where in he tries to educate the "fascist sheeple". The reading material is written in crayons and most of the words are misspelled. He is also the secret lover of known political leader Bernie sanders. Their love is so strong that despite his busy schedule and old age Bernie can be seen at all Devotion Championship Wrestling events supporting his schmookiekins.

Andrew so well called me a sheeple.

by Dcw fan October 31, 2022

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Alls Wells In Fargo

During a difficult moment in time (usually economic unrest, personal issues, pledging for a fraternity, etc), it is known that Wells Fargo survives most economic downturns far better than other banks due to their stringent traditional practices.

Ted: Man, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
John: Its okay man, Alls Wells In Fargo...

by Xeps November 3, 2011

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