Wet willy

to stick ones finger in your mouth, lick it and stick it in someones ear

wet willy mr timberlake!!!!!

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wet stick

Usually a black malboro more 150 cigarette dipped in embalming fluid laced with pcp. Repeated use causes delerium, psychosis, strange hallucinations, adrenaline rush, paranoia, demonic possesed behavior, and temporary superhuman strenth. Fun stuff.

Binjun smoked some wet sticks and flipped out and kicked his winshield out of his car and dangled over the edge of the bridge.

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keepin it wet

Dating a girl just to have sex. 'It' refers to a penis.

Example 1:
Laura: You and Pam are getting pretty serious, is she girlfriend material?
Joe: No, I'm just keepin it wet.

Example 2:
Mike: I heard you have two girlfriends now?
George: No, I have one girlfriend and one keepin it wet girl.

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wet shoe

the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.

mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?

dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.

mike: nice.

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wet glove

A coating of vaginal secretions upon the digits of pleasure.

Digits: Hey man were coated with lady goo.
Vagina: Yeah, cause you gave me repeated beatings and I had to spit all over you.

(This situation created wet glove)

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Wet Lev

When one licks their finger and sticks it into another’s nose hole. Like a wet Willy except for the finger goes into the nose hole rather than the ear hole. Generally one of the smaller fingers works best because the nose hole is usually smaller.

He gave Sarah a Wet Lev because she did not react to the Wet Willy.

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wet thoughts

Wet thoughts are when a horny person thinks about someone they like, admire, and love.. usually when someone has wet thoughts the think about fucking and get wet

"Today in class I had wet thoughts"

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