If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.

Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”

Where the sun doesn’t shine

The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.

When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”

Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

That's what you ask google when you feel like throwing axes hache while eating mushrooms

Hey google! Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?

Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo

Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!

Butt fuck no where

Butt fuck no where is where your girl friends lives in the country

Hi Andy, where does scout live “ butt fuck no where” right mate, so middle of no where! Yer bro