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newman smith

a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.

“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
oh damn who’s the dad
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies
“you went to newman smith?”

by r l turner February 16, 2023


Newman Smith

a high school in carrollton texas who’s mascot is a condom brand. rivals with turner high down the street.

0/10 school and full of druggies

guy 1: yeah i go to newman smith
guy 2: oh shit man, u got sum condoms then?

by turner high school April 20, 2022


Lewis smith

A person who loves the odd snort of ketamine

How muchlewis smith” have u got on you

by Ket r us May 11, 2020


smith street

party house. theres always scrumpy in the fridge (and the shower), gin on the top self and random foreign people in the bedrooms. You go there to drink/play fuck off round europe/dress up with your friends in the week ends (or durin the week too) and stay over on sunday to do nothin but cure your hangover with your friends

- Wot your doin on saturday nite bro ?
- dunno, i might go to Freds house, it sounds like fun !
- You're kiddin me ? This house is a fuckin Smith street !!! can I come too ?

by Lily_the_Friwi February 07, 2010


Helen Smith

A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.

Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?

Check my anus dude, I think I have H.

Make my swamp great again!

I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.

by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020


Julia Smith

The most beautiful girl in the world. She's also very intelligent and funny.

That girl Julia Smith was the love of my life and soul mate. She was the smartest cookie in the shed. I regret existence.

by SomePieceOfShit January 27, 2021


finn smith

The type of person that is very bad at making choices and never knows what's going on

cc: who's that kid looking around over there?

cc2: oh that's Finn smith he Nevers knows what to do or what's happening.

by emo. septum. gunk March 02, 2022