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a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.
“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”
a high school in carrollton texas who’s mascot is a condom brand. rivals with turner high down the street.
0/10 school and full of druggies
guy 1: yeah i go to newman smith
guy 2: oh shit man, u got sum condoms then?
A person who loves the odd snort of ketamine
How much “lewis smith” have u got on you
party house. theres always scrumpy in the fridge (and the shower), gin on the top self and random foreign people in the bedrooms. You go there to drink/play fuck off round europe/dress up with your friends in the week ends (or durin the week too) and stay over on sunday to do nothin but cure your hangover with your friends
- Wot your doin on saturday nite bro ?
- dunno, i might go to Freds house, it sounds like fun !
- You're kiddin me ? This house is a fuckin Smith street !!! can I come too ?
A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.
Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?
Check my anus dude, I think I have H.
Make my swamp great again!
I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
The most beautiful girl in the world. She's also very intelligent and funny.
That girl Julia Smith was the love of my life and soul mate. She was the smartest cookie in the shed. I regret existence.
The type of person that is very bad at making choices and never knows what's going on
cc: who's that kid looking around over there?
cc2: oh that's Finn smith he Nevers knows what to do or what's happening.