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The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.
I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.
One of the most beautiful people in the world. JJ smurf is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. If you know JJ then you are truly lucky, do not let JJ go.
“hey do you know jj smurf”
“yes”
“omg ur so lucky”
the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls
we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.
When a man or a woman yells, "Gnap!", and bites the buttocks of another person. This is usually performed during sex or foreplay by heterosexual men and lesbians. This is normally performed on PAWGs, Big Booty Latinas, and Big Booty Asian women. This is inspired by the 1981 episode of the Hanna Barbara cartoon, "The Smurfs".
Black dude: Dang bro., that PAWG is fine. I love how her booty jiggles.
Latino: Si, hermano! I took her to my apartment, last week. I hit that PAWG doggystyle. After I creampied her, I
yelled, "Gnap!" and performed a Purple Smurf on both of her ass cheeks to mark my territory.
Black dude: Dang, bro. That's what's up.
White girl: So, how was the first date with your new Puerto Rican friend?
Black dude: It was straight. I took her out to get some coffee. After we had coffee, I took her to my apartment and I noticed her booty was big and firm. Before I hit that doggystyle, I yelled, "Gnap!". I bit her on the right butt cheek and left a red mark.
White Girl: OMG, that's disgusting! TMI.
Black Dude: You should get your Asian boyfriend to try that on you.
bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together
Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?
1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn
2. An obnoxious person or persons
3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?
2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying
3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!