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When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
when you blow into the bong and water gushed out the bowl piece and shoots onto your face
“holy shit , i was taking bong rips and wiped out “
“ bro , i just wiped out “
When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.
I matched with her during swipe and wipe.
To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.
Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.