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i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017


Wit Kettle

Wit kettle?

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?

by ThatGuyThatBreathes June 11, 2019


chow wit it

means chill with it but for mexicans

yo chow wit it bro that wasn’t cool!

by jdjsjssjjsj February 29, 2020


faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006