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The friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. Unlike a Wing Man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy's ugly friend. Unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, "peace out, man, I got to go tap that" and the discussion is closed). Wing Women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to pass off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. The Wing Woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.
Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.
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The worst idea ever conceived.
Women are incompetent.
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an oxymoron; pathetic excuse to put a ball in a basket, and when it happens, it is a paradox; some shots are so ridiculous, one wonders how it is some women are allowed to play the game; I must clarify, there are good women basketball players, however most are horrible
Stan: Hey are you going to the Woman's basketball game?
Bill: Yeah, im doing a report on whether drunk monkies can beat a high school girl's bball team
Stan: Oh cool, I'll see you there
Bill: Yeah
Stan: Hey, I'll put $10 on the monkies winning
Bill: I'll add it to the pot
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Can very often be put in the text and has many uses both professional and sexual. The 'Modern Woman' has a job, not entry level, has done very well for herself and maintains or does not maintain a family. In the 1950's when the term first came to use, it was also a sexual saying. A modern woman can have as many romantic interests as she sees fit. The modern woman pursues affairs and is equal to the man when it comes to sexual partners. Marking the end of the 'nice girl era' in which women were only suppose to have one sexual partner as opposed to men, who could pursue interests of a sexual nature.
'You're a modern woman, you can have as many partners as you please"
"Wow Susan dresses nice, owns her own house, is sexy and sleeps around"
"Shes the regular modern woman."
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When someone of the female gender is clued in on something that either is happening or hasn't happened yet. Not to be confused with mother's intuition, which only applies to mothers.
From her woman's intuition, Sarah knew he would get fired. Bob just didn't see it coming.
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Husband:"when the heck are ya gonna iron these shirts?"
Wife:"when you stop drinking booze!"
Husband:"Iron Woman, or so help me god"
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Something which yassin Ali dreams all about all day but will never get it. It is only mohsin ahmad that gets it
I put my giant dick in a womans hole
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