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You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

β€œBro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” β€œYou gotta be fucking my left nut”

by Real Ram October 10, 2019


I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

by somerandomdudewhodoesentgiveaf June 7, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

by Erple October 21, 2019

40πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


FUCK YOU YOUR TRASH YOUR TRASH

When a fucking retarded fortnite kid isn't allowed to buy 50000 v bucks so they play fortnite and take their anger out on you; Or when some 2 year old threatens you with a stupid ass insult(commonly by fortnite kids)

You:kills kid in game
Kid: FUCK YOU YOUR TRASH YOUR TRASH (ear rapes mic)
You:dude be quiet 2 year old go cry in your room little bitch.
Kid:OH MY GOSHHHHHH IM TELLING MY MOM
Karen(his mom):IM GONNA ARREST YOU!!!YOUR CURSING AND THREATENING TO KILL MY CHILD
You:(leaves game)
Kid and his fat mom:OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS
Kid:(continues playing trash ass overrated game)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.

Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"

by That random guy thing December 2, 2018

371πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž