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When you go to a video, but then you get distracted and click on 'related' links until you are watching sneezing pandas.
Results include:
Bad Grades
Getting Fired
Gaining interest in something new
Teacher: Student, did you do you're homework?
Student:No...
Teacher:WTF u little nagger! YTF u not do ur homework u choob! Now I am going to DEVOUR UR SOUL! No longer will u get all A's for special Favors!
Student:Its not my Fault Mrs. Teacher.... It was the Youtube Effect!
Teacher:O... k. Tht makes sense. Ur off hook... go back to ur work
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The person in the room who's in control of the flow of Youtube videos. Talented Youtube DJ's who take themselves seriously have to be constantly updated with the most fresh videos around, sense the video's "feel" and "timing" as well as the viewers' "vibe" in order to create a good atmosphere, and the ability to keep up with youtube-DJing for hours.
- "Tom is one of the best Youtube DJ's I know, yesterday we spent all night watching tubes"
- "I dunno man, Tom is cool, but he's SO out of date! I mean... lolcats?? That's totally two months ago."
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This is what you try an obtain when you fail to pass the first year of the Wikipedia Degree.
(and cant be bothered to read things...)
Youtube Degree Graduate:
"did you know that Otolaryngology or ENT (ear, nose and throat) is the branch of medicine and surgery that specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of ear, nose, throat, and head and neck disorders."
Wikipedia Degree Graduate:
"yes. But did you also know The full name of the specialty is otorhinolaryngology; the full term otorhinolaryngology (neoclassical Greek and modern Greek: ὠτο(ρ)ρινολαρυγγολογία), also includes ῥινο- - rhino- (root of ῥίς) "nose". The term comes from the Classical Greek roots ὠτ- - ot- (root of οὖς) "ear", λαρυγγ- - laryng- (root of λάρυγξ) "larynx/throat", and the root -logy "study", and it literally means "the study of ear and throat".
Youtube Degree Graduate:
"..."
Wikipedia Degree Graduate:
"No? Well you shud have worked harder in your first year then!!"
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A Rapist
"Bill Cosby is a real minecraft youtuber"
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A bachelor's level certificate that people award to themselves after they have deemed themselves to be experts in a particular field of study by watching various instructional and how-to videos on Youtube.
Ben: Whoa! That is NOT the correct way to put on cologne! You spray and then you walk into it.
Joey: Okay and since when did you become the expert on all things cologne?
Ben: Since last spring when I got my Youtube degree in cologne management.
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When one video in a series of YouTube videos disappear during uploading. Also known as "uploading hell" or "processing hell" and requires the YouTube user to re-upload his video.
Youtuber #1: "Dammit, SSoHPKC's video, number 51, is in YouTube hell."
Youtuber #2: "At least number 52 got through."
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