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The only reason i bought Call of Duty: Black ops.
Guy 1: I just bought Black ops, Dude.
Guy 2: Now we can play some Nazi zombies together.
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Being fcuked up on a mix of triple-c'z, a cough syrup (promethazine preferred) & smokin a fat blunt afterwards
dude i was fuckin zombied last night!! i was soo fucked up
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A company or business run by zombies.
That Zombie Company on Main Street has a great selection of items! But the manager kept following me around like he thought I was going to steal something. Or maybe he just wanted to eat me...
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-noun
A zombie which has been bitten by a zombie of different origin, which feeds on both humans and zombies of its original form.
Theorized by DroQ, and popularized by such works as "Corpses and Generals: The Zombie Civil War" and "When Zombies Attack Zombies"
A "fast" zombie created by a virus (ie: 28 Days Later) is bitten by a "slow" zombie created by unknown supernatural means (ie: the original Night/Dawn/Day/Land of the Dead) resulting in a "Double Zombie"
The "double zombie" now moves slowly and decomposes like the "slow" zombies, and will feed on both "fast" zombies and humans.
This is possibly due to the "slow" zombie hunger for living tissue. Some theories indicate that "fast" zombies are not dead, only diseased. Their flesh, though tainted and possibly mutated, is still living human flesh.
Another condition that could lead to double zombification involves two zombies at different stages of zombie evolution. A more highly evolved strain of zombie may re-infect a less evolved zombie.
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A temporary condition that effects Costco Members after seeing an appealing food demonstration A.K.A. "demo". Once the Member has seen the demo they abandon their cart, wherever it is. Then in a very zombie-like fashion, often with arms up and in short but determined steps, they make their way to the vicinity of the demo cart and have been known to use pushing and/or broken nonsensical english to acquire said demo sample. After finishing the sample the Member can return to their normal state, unless another demo has been spotted, in which case the condition will continue.
Costco employee #1: " Hey man, you said you were going to get boxes twenty minutes ago, what happened?
Coscto Employee #2: "Sorry dude, I was coming down the main aisle with the boxes but got caught behind some Demo Zombies!"
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The act of killing zombies via internet game or gaming system game. Zombies often killed using swords, guns, bows and arrows, and random objects that may not cause pain to a human, but causes much pain and/or death to these fictional zombies. Killing zombies often takes much time and requires you to have an empty blatter, a comfy chair, a can of soda, and a bag of chips. Killing zombies via internet is most addicting because you barely move your hands or your eyes and requires hardly any movements. Killing zombies is very fun if you don't die. Often when players "die", or more clearly their CHARACTERS die, they will say, "Aw, man, dude I DIED!". It is a common term used when people are killed by the zombies they are trying to kill.
Guy 1: Ah, dude! I'm so tired!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: Dude, he was killing zombies online all day! You should have been there!
Guy 1: Yeah, I was killing them zombies. It's SOOO addicting! I can't help but feed my addiction of killing zombies.
Guy 2: Hmm, I don't think I've ever spent time killing zombies.
Guy 3: Man, it's fun!
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Often shortened to zomberious, zombie serious is the sheer pinnacle of serious.There is no seriousness more serious than zombie serious.
Consider the zombie at work:
A zombie is out for one thing: to kill and eat the flesh of other living creatures, usually humans. There is no bullshit with the zombie - Straight to the task at hand. The zombie's own decaying flesh wont even stop him. You could even chop his legs off and he would crawl to his victim. Talk about dedication! He doesn't care if he looks or smells like shit. A zombie is out there mindlessly sweeping the streets like a roomba vacuum until he finds living flesh, at which point it is on like Donkey Kong!
Other monsters have mixed motives...
Consider Dracula, who lives in a lavish castle and clothes himself with fancy capes. Dracula seldom returns to his coffin without applying Crest White Strips, as he finds yellow fangs repulsive. Speaking of repulsive, Dracula allows garlic to get between him and his blood. And then there's all of the hair product he refuses to leave home without (not to mention all of that pendant bling). What a pretty boy! If he wasn't so pale, Frankenstein would probably call Dracula the Guido of monsters. What a shame.
When are you going to let up with your mindless GILF hunting? You're zombie serious about GILFS. Get a life!
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