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Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.
Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.
T.I.: They call me candle guy why? Simply cuz i am on fire
Someone who obviously is too slow to edit his own ad.
Fail.
To see a Snorgtees GUY is the rarest thing on the planet.
Maybe if got a boob job, you'd see him advertising t-shirts.
I guess they just make them t-shirts for gals.
Five Guys is to burgers what Chipotle is to burritos.
Person 1 - "Five guys is bomb!"
Person 2 - "Hell yeah!"
A mix between tomboy and girly girl. Hangs out with mainly guys and has boyish interests, whether it be sports of comics, or boyish taste in films and tv. But still keeps a group of girl mates to shop with, watch chick flicks with and gossip about boys. She is usually the only girl in a group of guys. The guys talk openly in front of her and she wouldn't be out of place going to a strip club with them. A guy's girl enjoys the freedom guys have in farting, eating disgusting food and in how they discuss sex, but still likes to look and feel like a woman.
girlfriend: "why do you always have to hang around with {insert name of guy's girl}"
boyfriend: "she's just one of the boys"
Any male person that makes your loins roar with hunger.
Your husband? Your boyfreind? the guy across the street who brandishes his rock hard abs to water the peonies!!!