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Samuel

A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19

samuel is a dumb cunt

by yo mom May 31, 2023


Samuel

Samuel is ain't no pussy at all he is a pussy destroyer and that without have sex, alcohol or drugs he is a fucking man who slapp all things and yeah he is better than God Jesus no NO NO FUCK that he is fucking universe. But he is a very gentleman who cares about he's family and cares much about his girlfriend be could take he's life because the can still alive that is a god FUCKING man. And he has a huge penis

Dude that guy is so Samuel

Man did just that guy take a bullet for his girlfriend

by Slappisssh December 12, 2016


Samuel

Perfect in every single way

Ex. Look there’s a Samuel he is always SO perfect

by Thesamuelgod May 3, 2022


Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪

This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆

by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022


Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪

This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆

by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022


Samuel

Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!

SAMUEL is just sick af.

by Roll_ing January 9, 2019


Samuel

A leaf I have taped to my wall.

Why is there a leaf taped to your wall?

His name is Samuel.

by PlatypusCreator August 12, 2021