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Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.
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Someone who exaggerates to the point where it's over the top and they are way full of shit. This person hasn't learned the meaning of overkill when it comes to building themself up or buttering someone else up. This is often a child who is trying to flatter an adult with sophomoric compliments. This is often used as a sexual ploy as well. A big insult in the African-American community.
Lily is a little girl who will tell you that you have the bluest eyes she's ever seen and the whitest teeth. She's a jive turkey.
This dude was trying to holler at me asking what a nice girl like me was doing in a place like this. What a jive turkey!
Alexandria is a pathological liar, and is Queen of the Jive Turkeys.
Someone was trying to mack to Daddy Pimp Juice's girl and she told the Jive Turkey to step off while listening to The Ohio Players song "Jive Turkey."
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A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.
After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.
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To put gravy in a girls pussy,dip a drumstick in it, and eat it.
I had a delicious Albuquerque Turkey last night
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When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.
I love turkey basting onto a woman's stomach.
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the act of placeing a complete turkey dinner in ur partners vagina, sealing it off with some type of sealent and then proceeding to beat the female partner up, luquidfiying the turkey dinner into a chunky smoothie and then proceeding to drink the meal with your patner.
my wife and are hosting a turkey tornado dinner party tommorow night
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When you take your lovers ball sack and fashion it in such a way that it dangles from your chin, and then you yell gooble gobble as you eat his asshole which is covered in various Thanksgiving Day foods such as mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce.
Dude, Uncle Ted gave me a turkey gobbler. Hes such a weirdo!
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