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The sexiest hair style in the world. Those who don't believe in it are clearly jealous for it is the buffest hair ever.
Those who hate it are usualy the ones who can't pull it off for they are too uncool.
Emo boy: *flicks hair*
Emo girl: *sweeps away his side fringe and kisses him* MARRY ME!
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Smallest increment known to man.
"Hey Clarence, scoot that dresser over just a pubic hair and it will be square against that wall"
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Gay,horrible music.
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The only redeeming thing about it was the guitar solo because that's when the terrible singing stopped for a little while.
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Started in LA by men with mullets who were only in it for the groupies,alcohol,meth and cocaine.
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The men were all cross-dressers and resembled and took on the characteristics of their groupies to the point where other bands who were looking for groupies to fuck often mistook a band of hair metallers for a sixpack of groupie whores.
Beavis: whoa these chicks are hot
Butthead: are these chicks or dudes?
Beavis: whoa,I don't know
Butthead: well they better be chicks dammit because they're giving me a woody
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Example doesn't use the word hair metal. Use the word in a sentence.
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The activity in which 2 or more people engage in playing, fondling, and/or pulling each other's hair to please his/or her desire for hair or to please the urge of wanting to touch their partner/partners hair for curious/fetish reasons.
The orientation of the first hair sex remains a mystery but may have started around the 80's when hair was at it's finest.
For those who wish safety and avoid htd's(Hair transmitted diseases) they may partake in protection such as hair nets or hair condoms(plastic caps or shower caps)
Dangers include messy hair, loss of hair, oily hands, lice, wig.
Humphrey wished to fulfill his fetish of afros and engaged in hair sex with a local man with a large afro named Marty.
Kelly was amazed by Keith's deathhawk, so she pinned him to a wall and began having hair sex by fondling the helpless victim's locks.
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Damn that girl has donut hair.
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I was fucking this girl and she had alot of donut hair
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What you say when somebody changes their hair style over night and it looks rubbish, thus giving them the hint to change it back!
Marney's got a new hair don't!
Hey dude u got a new hair don't!
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Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.
People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.
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